Me: What the hell is that?!
Snake: Please, do you mind if I find a cool and quiet place to rest?
Me: Yes, I kind of mind, but do you mind if I snap a couple of pictures for my blog?
Snake: Do I have a choice?
Me: Not really.
Me: Thank you, I am going to call for help now.
Snake: Hey! It’s too hot and sunny out here!
Me: That’s your problem, buddy. ADIOS!